my fav3ys!

This is wh3r3 i rambl3 about my favorit3 things <3V3RRR!!! Only the cool3st things <3v3r allow3d h3r3! I t3nd to lik3 lusus bas3d stori3s mostly but im okay with other stuff too! Pl3as3 dont mak3 fun of m3 tho so many of you call th3s3 things ''stupid'' and ''for wiggl3rs who shit th3ms3lv3s'' but SHUT IT!!! You can lik3 your dumbass gam3s but dont b3 M3AN TO M3!!!!!!!!!!!! Why ar3 things cring3 anyways? why cant I just lik3 things that ar3 fucking good? Sigh! Anyways!

th3 last unicorn

*giddy coll3cts up all h3r many many scholarly pap3rs and push3s up h3r v3ry smart looking glass3s (so you know sh3 m3ans buisn3ss)*

l3t m3 t3ll you about TH3 LAST UNICORN now whats it about? w3ll, its about a unicorn who l3arns sh3s the last of h3r kind .....

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im not going to <3xplain it all h3r3 silly! its an old movi3! Plus pl3nty of oth3r trolls hav3 giv3n th3ir own summari3s of it! (456movi3s <3xists!) <:PPPPP this is just my F33LINGS on it all.

I d3cid3d to pick this on3 up about a sw33p ago! i was in a hard <3motional p3riod. r3al gnom3o and juli3t trag3dy typ3 stuff! but som3thing r3ally click3d with m3! i sw3ar iv3 r3watch3d way mor3 than 20 tim3s sinc3 th3n! it always fills m3 with both joy and dr3ad. if i hav3nt had my monthly r3watch som3thing is absolut3ly wrong!!! lik3 if i dont updat3 my last unicorn watch count3r aft3r lik3 a 12th of a sw33p pls call in th3 gam3r-navy-polic3 and br3ak th3 bad n3ws th3ir m3taphorical whit3-whal3-lusus has gon3 fat b3lly up (it m3ans im d3d :pp)

But onc3 I l3arn3d about th3 book .... wow... it gav3 m3 a whol3 n3w p3rsp3ctiv3 on it. Its just so ... GOOOD!!!!! AADHDHDHGDHGHJGKKLL3KL!!! ITS SO GOOD. absolut3ly r3ad th3 book if your3 int3r3st3d at all, things sort of just HAPP3N in th3 movi3 and its <3pic! look away for a minut3 and BOOM th3r3s a talking purrb3ast now! showing it to my moirail r3ally mad3 m3 r3aliz3 that h3h3h3 it tak3s a big brain to und3rstand that its a fr3aking int3ntional d3cision to hav3 crazy and w3ird CRAP happ3n b3caus3 its chall3nging th3 r3ad3r to look past th3 sup3rficial nons3ns3 s33 th3 tru3 m3aning of th3 story which is that lov3 is not <3nough and som3tim3s your r3lationships can just di3 without any r3al r3solution and you hav3 to liv3 with it for3v3r now. h3 didnt r3ally ''g3t'' it lik3 i do.

but oh my gosh studmuffin Lir and mrs. Amalth3a ar3 lit3rally <3v3rything to m3 now. on3 of th3 most tragic and r3alistic romanc3s iv3 <3v3r r3ad! lik3 pl3as3 dont <3v3n g3t m3 start3d on th3 half s3q3ul or i might br3ak my sh3lltop with all th3 crap i hav3 to t3ll you and all th3 stuff i hav3 to say!!

i srsly n33d to writ3 som3 fics on lir and amalth3a having a good <3nding... i know i just w3nt on about how its SUPPOS3D to b3 a ''bad'' 3nding and thats what giv3s it m3aning and stuff but its my fic ill do what mak3s m3 happy! <3rm, l3ts just say things will g3t SMUTTAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you w3r3 on th3 og giddys room th3n you know what im saying (grinning d3viously and <3vil:):):))

BUT IV3 ALR3ADY SHAR3D TOO MUCH. th3r3s too many trolls lurking about r3ady to troll my pag3 and my R3AL follow3rs. Go block yours3lv3s. you fucking stupid and dumb and [dont wanna g3t bann3d again :p] gam3r/hat3r trolls

my littl3 pony

What. what do you <3v3n want m3 to say. Th3r3s r3ally nothing to say... W3LL JOK3S ON YOU HAT3RS. I STILL LOTS TO SAY!

I must say upon a r3watch of s3ason 1 im not so sur3 wiggl3rs should b3 taught th3s3 kind of l3ssons. Lik3 th3r3s a lot of w3ird old cast3 stuff that would not fly today. Also <3v3ryon3 is r3ally m3an for no r3ason and s3riously can appl3jack just shut th3 fuck up about h3r fucking appl3s and play dolls with rarity lik3 w3 g3t it girl you lov3 your appl3s and you lov3 going appl3 coll3g3 and you lov3 your gam3r clan and you lov3 your fucking dumb zombi3 gam3 but you s3riously n33d to put it away som3tim3 and just girl out with th3 gals. lik3 com3 on, dr3ss up gam3s ar3 aw3som3. All in all, th3 first s3ason is quit3 rough around th3 <3dg3s but still mak3s m3 lol and giggl3. Its r3al int3r3sting s33ing it <3volv3 ov3r th3 s3asons.

i own som3 of th3 comics as w3ll! i got sombras backstory and th3 cad3nc3 and shining armors lov3 story ar3 quit3 solid r3ads! th3 w3dding and crystal kingdom <3pisod3s r3main my fav3s! d3spit3 cad3nc3s obvious rol3 as th3 ''m3rch nich3'' for a pr3tty pony princ3ss, sh3s still gr3at okay! and sombra is just so so cool!! too bad h3 do3snt g3t to b3 around at all as a long t3rm villain. (would hav3 lov3d to shar3 som3 of my own ''''int3rpr3tations'''' of wh3r3 his story could go but yall alr3ady know what happ3n3d to thos3.)

who is my favorit3 of th3 man3 six? ...w3ll all of th3m ar3 <3nd3aring! My moirails fav is twilight! Or was it trixi3? I forgot, haha. But m3? i could n3v3r pick a favorit3!! *I look around to mak3 sur3 th3 coast is cl3ar*

(... but if i had to pick on3 ... TWO! pinki3 pi3 r3ally match3s my outlook of b3ing positiv3! and rarity is just so r3gal! fashion is a passion for m3. my sona is basically th3ir d3sc3ndant if thats how d3sc3ndants work3d irl.)

charli3 th3 unicorn

Unicorns? Chaos? h3ll y3333sss. Plus thos3 wond3rful wr3tch3d songs always stuck in my h3ad... h3h3 th3 last tim3 i tri3d putting th3m on for my moirail h3 got so mad h3 n3arly burst into flam3s. H3 just cant und3rstand p3ak.

in th3 oc3an blu3 is my p3rsonal favorit3 song, banana in your <3ar a clos3 s3cond. mmm now im hungry for som3 nann3rs. And som3 candy. Candy from candy mountain, charli3!! H3h3, i shouldnt start singing th3s3 songs to mys3lf again, my moirail will n3v3r h3ar th3 <3nd of it!

for som3 mor3 int3r3sting discussion on it though! iv3 s33n som3 talk about how it may b3 actually r3al world critqu3. i think of th3 landdw3ll3r gov3rnm3nt? i dunno much about that stuff tho! I kn3w a guy a long tim3 ago who kn3w this politics kinda crap n call3d charli3 a ''pro-l33ch-ariot(?)'' h3ro wh3n i mad3 him watch charli3 unicorns. IDK what thats suppos3d m3an l.o.l but h3 s33m3d to lik3 th3 show mor3 than my moirail. P3rsonally i kinda just think its about funny floating unicorns torturing grumpy guys, which i lik3 to think about lot mor3 than land dw3ll3r probl3ms!

W3ll thats all for now folks! Im curr3ntly still r3watching things to hav3 th3m fr3sh in my mind to writ3 about.