This pag3 is for all discussion UNICORNS!!! My own thoughts on th3m, sp3culation, and mor3!

First things first w3 n33d to lay our foundations: what ar3 “Unicorns”?

W3ll th3y’r3 a mix of many typ3s of lusii such as hoofb3asts, baab3asts, bl33t3asts, and mor3!!! Th3y ar3 not just “hoofb3asts with horns” and i will FIGHT on this! Y3s Horn3d Hoofb3asts 3xist but thos3 ar3 just animals! Lik3, th3y just happ3n to hav3 a horn? okay, pos3rs! Anyways, lol, I hav3 nothing against hoofb3asts okay w3 just n33d to und3rstand th3 D I F F 3 R 3 N C 3 oth3rwis3 w3’r3 going to g3t all confus3d.

TLDR: horn3d hoofb3asts =/= unicorns!

Horn3d hoofb3ast, just a hoofb3ast with a horn. Its a mutation!

Unicorn, mythical, magical, all of thos3 things! But g3tting back to it!

A unicorn has 1 horn only! No mor3 no l3ss. And th3y’r3 born with it too. If th3y w3r3 born with 2 th3n that's a bicorn. Bicorns ar3 th3ir own thing, way l3ss cool, way mor3 common, lam3 and boring! Th3 old t3xts s33m to agr33 with m3, in th3 pr3-war days land and s3a dw3ll3rs would go out into th3 world and hunt down its unicorns. Th3y’d mak3 a whol3 ritual, som3tim3s f3stivals about it! Th3 highbloods would court th3m lik3 royalty whil3 th3ir low blood s3rvants would r3ady th3 n3ts and sp3ars. It’s not lik3 th3y w3r3 <3v3r any good at catching th3m, but if th3y got '<3m th3n it m3ant th3y got a littl3 bit of magic tak3n from th3 world all for th3ms3lv3s.

W3 unicorn scholars still don't hav3 any d3finitiv3 3vid3nc3 that unicorns w3r3 <3v3r r3al, but all of th3 tap3stri3s of b3autiful whit3 fur, clov3n hoov3s, wispy b3ards and roarb3ast tails r3ally paint a whimsical pictur3 of a world with mor3 magic. Who <3ls3 f33ls lik3 th3y w3r3 born in th3 wrong brood, in th3 wrong g3n3ration?!

AND in cas3 you w3r3 wond3ring bicorns n3v3r got all th3 fanfar3 lik3 unicorns. I m3an it’s not lik3 th3y brought any magic to th3 world. Th3y’r3 just animals, acting lik3 pos3rs pr3t3nding to b3 unicorns! I m3an, th3 old trolls wouldn’t 3v3n both3r hunting th3m for th3ir m3at n stuff. Th3y r3ally only 3v3r g3t m3ntion3d in r3ports t3sting th3m as mounts for th3 old war. From what I can t3ll it n3v3r r3ally w3nt anywh3r3.

Th3 sad thing is that aft3r th3 war, th3 id3a of “n3w wav3” unicorn is all normi3s know about.

<3arly post-war soci3ty was r3ally into making <3v3rything glam and fun! Which, don’t g3t m3 wrong, I lov3 m3 som3 oldschool MLP or robot unicorn attack or unico. But I can't h3lp but f33l lik3 w3 lost som3thing along th3 way with all this glitt3r and sparkl3s. Wh3r3’s th3 com3ly maid3ns? Th3 random bloodsh3d? Th3 mysticism of th3 <3lusiv3 unicorn!

I m3an I would lov3 to hav3 my own p3t unicorn all to mys3lf, but all th3s3 postwar shows mak3 it look so <3asy. Th3 unicorns just com3 up to th3s3 trolls and act lik3 th3y’r3 sudd3nly BFF’s. Lik3, thats not what th3 r3al world is lik3 at all. You dont g3t to hav3 fri3nds b3caus3 you’r3 sp3cial, most p3opl3 dont know what sp3cial looks lik3 if it star3d th3m right in th3 fac3. Mayb3 thats why th3 old unicorns ar3 gon3. It mak3s m3 sad just thinking about it :((

Th3 whol3 id3a of a “bicorn” disapp3ar3d around th3 sam3 tim3 as unicorns, wh3th3r or not th3y w3nt <3xtinct or w3r3 just what p3opl3 call3d horn3d hoofb3asts b3for3 th3 war is a myst3ry. N33dl3ss to say, its not that big of a d3al. Who car3s about som3 boring old bicorns. Th3y’r3 b3tt3r off disapp3ar3d and gon3.